Introducing Team ULITA (5)


Ranita is a welcome addition following the devastating drop-out of our comrade, Noel. These two opted out of the individual hat choosing, and their chemistry should give them a leg up. But don’t be fooled by their kind demeanor, Uliana and Ranita are quiet savages. Ranita was singled out as someone the cohort would trust to plan their lives, while Uliana has wontons quiver in fear at breakfast (see photo) - rumor has it that they plan on winning strictly by stealing from the other teams. Keep your friends close, and your water bottles closer. 

 

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